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(And no, I do not intentionally wear grey cardigans every year!)

"Jingle Bells"--Delaney's Version Anyway.....

We were at dinner last week and Delaney decided to break out into her version of Jingle Bells.  Delaney has one volume--LOUD!  So she immediately caught the attention of the family sitting next to us WHO STARTED SINGING WITH HER!!!  The lady said "oh she melts my heart, why don't you have ten of her"..............I won't tell you what I said!  Although, Delaney is just the kind of kid who makes you want ten!

Delaney kicked Santa's butt!!!

We almost didn't go....in fact, Delaney's grandpa thought we were nuts, wasting our time, she's going to cry, etc......but in true Delaney fashion, she never ceases to amaze me...see for yourself!

The chest to the right is full of suckers, I am no "sucker", I am fully aware that is why Delaney sat on Santa's lap!  Oh, and Delaney is convinced grandpa will be bringing her presents on Christmas NOT Santa.  Better bring your "A" game grandpa!

Washable Markers

Thank you to whoever invented them!!!

Christmas Dance Recital

Delaney had her first dance recital a couple of weekends ago.  I have no clue what she does in dance (we aren't allowed to watch) so it was exciting to go to see where my money is going how much she likes it (or not)......

 Her group of thirty 2 and 3 year olds did Jingle Bells....Delaney is the little girl in between the little boy (of course) and the girl in the blue shirt on the right......she held his hand long after she was suppose to (of course)!

 AND THEN DID THIS!! She is squatting down like a frog but like her grandpa said "who cares what she's doing, she's not crying"!

 My cup runneth over...........

 She came out and said "that was great"..........

 Oh, and if you're wondering, my little girl eventually stood up and STOLE THE SHOW!!!

But I have to be honest, it was a tough go at first. I had to leave her in a classroom (with practically complete strangers and you know how I feel about that) and go take a seat.  FOR A HALF HOUR! When I walked out she ran after me and cried AND THEN I CRIED AND MY GOODNESS IT WAS THE WORST THING EVER!!  Now, flash forward to September..................when she starts preschool!!! Maybe I just won't send her................ya, that's what I'll do!

An Elf named "Elf"

"Elf" has been showing up in some interesting places this month...here are a few!

Delaney wasn't happy about the last one (or when he had a sucker a/k/a "gucker").  Delaney wakes up each morning and runs to see where "him at"...then says "where him be tomorrow"..........

Christmas 2012

Delaney loves surprises, or, as she calls them "prizes". A couple of weeks ago, we had a really warm day so we headed downtown for a carriage ride.  I kept telling her we were going downtown for a surprise and during the entire half hour ride, she kept saying "where's downtown"? She needs to get out more.....

Love....

Her....

 This was how the ride pretty much went.........my daughter is fearless!

 I realized when we got home, I may have dressed her in pajamas and not even known it!

"All Aboard"...........

Last weekend, we headed to the Polar Express with grandma and grandpa!  (It is also noteworthy to mention that on the way there we drove past the casino and it was well lit and caught Delaney's attention and she pointed to it and said she wanted to go there!  Yep, she's my daughter for sure)!!!  We decided they probably wouldn't let her in and kept driving..........

 (waiting patiently--well, as patiently as any 2 year old can)

 Here is Delaney telling the conductor what she wants for Christmas!  Uh, wrong guy Delaney!!!

 They read the Polar Express story and serve cookies and hot chocolate.

 And, then, after patiently waiting FOR TWO HOURS.....

 And after being such a good little girl.............

 "Tanta" arrived....and this is as close as she got to him!!

 But I had no problem telling Santa what I wanted for Christmas (a cleaning lady) and Santa you BETTER DELIVER!!  (I got his number just in case he didn't).....

 And after a two hour train ride and an hour past bedtime, this happened 2 seconds after getting in the car!

The Polar Express tickets go on sale in July (I think) that's when I got our's and I know it sells out fast so put it on your calendar now for next year!!

"That's such a fun age"

I have heard people say this to me so many times and literally, just today at the hair salon someone asked me how old Delaney is and then said it.  I just give people the strangest look because EVERY single age has been fun!  I think I literally gave birth to the happiest child on earth.  OF COURSE she has her moments but Delaney is the most entertaining little girl I have ever known.  She is always laughing and joking and trying to entertain people.  She has been saying the funniest things ever so I have a running list going and thought I better go ahead and start blogging them.  This is more for my record keeping but also for your enjoyment......I know I"ve said it before but I hope if you follow our blog you know Delaney personally.  If not, hopefully you get a sense of what a happy little child she is through our blog.

• Delaney is still obsessed with her baby dolls and mainly plays with two. "Little Baby" and "Big Baby". Big Baby is about 2 inches taller than Little Baby.  Her babies go everywhere with us.  She always wants to take them to dance class.  People always stop and ask her her babies' names and she tells them Little Baby and Big Baby.  She sounds like a little hillbilly when she says "mommy, where my little baby go"???? (She leaves out the word "did").
• I asked her what she wanted Santa to bring her and she said big toys.  I told her we didn't have room for big toys so she needed to ask for little toys.  So now when anyone asks her what she wants for Christmas she says little toys.  And then of course just as soon as Santa was done shopping she decided she wants a dinosaur!
• She points to every single toy she sees on the commercials (despite if it's for a boy or girl or age appropriate) and says she wants it.  THANK YOU TOY MANUFACTURERS FOR SHOWING TOY COMMERCIALS DURING THE DAY!!!
• Despite the fact we haven't celebrated Christmas, Delaney is already talking about her birthday (March 25).  She wants an orange party with an orange cake.  She is obsessed with the color orange.  When I go to the grocery (she rarely goes) I always ask her want she wants and she recently told me to get her orange milk! When I told her last week I was going to the hair salon she asked if I was going to get orange hair!
• Whenever I want her to come to me or do something, I get "in a minute", "I'm busy", or the old faithful "NO".
• She is a girly girl who loves Thomas the Train, Caillou and Bob the Builder.  She is obsessed with airplanes and trains.
• When she sees Christmas lights up at a house she calls it a "Christmas House".
• When I tell her it's time to do something she says "5 more minutes" or "ok mommy".
• The only Christmas song she knows is Jingle Bells and those are the only two words of the song she knows!
• She constantly walks around wearing a backpack telling me she has to go to school.  The other day she opened the front door (didn't know she could do that) and said "bye mommy, I gotta go to school".  
• Speaking of school, Delaney's application (yes, I said application) came for her to go to "playschool" as she calls it!  I have until March 1st to enroll her.  That is once I have gone for a tour and checked all of their security measures--forget their learning environment!  Delaney asked me if I could go to playschool with her and I told her mommy can't go and she told me I could just stay at "her" house.  She thinks our house (and car) are her's!
• I can't believe I just typed the paragraph above! How can my newborn be old enough for playschool?  
• I think I will forever call it playschool now.
• There is a large nursing home near us that we often drive by and every single time Delaney asks me if that's her school.
• And just if you're wondering, Delaney WILL BE going in the afternoon, you know by now we're not morning people (although Delaney's new wake up time is 8:30 a.m. and I am hoping it's "just a phase)!
• Delaney went "through a phase" of only wearing nightgowns.  She would not come out of them which meant we could not leave the house. She only has 2! The washer was on overdrive!  The first time she wore one I was so worried she would take off her diaper in her sleep.  She didn't.
• But now, she does.  She has turned into a nudist! She typically wears the one piece footed pajamas (my favorite are the stretchies from The Children's Place) and about 90% of the time, I go get her in the morning and she is COMPLETELY NAKED! Diaper and all.  I'd show you but we all know it's not appropriate to put naked pictures of your kid on the world wide web....so here's what I can show you (and yes, that's Big Baby and Little Baby)....
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• And if you're wondering, Delaney, her diaper, and her sheets are completely DRY!  I know, I know, but I"m not ready!!!!!!  If she is potty trained, THEN WHAT WILL SHE NEED HER MOMMY FOR?????????????????????????????
• If I am talking on the phone while she is watching tv, she tells me to "hush", it's cute though--well, sort of..........
• I always tell Delaney "have good night night" when I put her down and she has started replying "no, I have sweet dreams"
• If you ask Delaney if she liked something she will say "uh huh, it was great" including her sleep!
• Speaking of sleep, she has been getting up earlier but taking later naps. I have to have her down by 2:00 or it's a done deal.  Sometimes she sleeps until 5:30...we may have to quit dance because it's at 5:00 and I AIN'T WAKING A SLEEPING BABY!
• When we are at a stop light she tells me red means stop and green means go (I should probably thank Caillou for this).
• She cried recently watching Toy Story 3 (which she has seen 100 times)...I took her picture, it was too cute not to...
• When she wants to sit something somewhere she says "I sit it right here, that be ok" (it's usually not but who could resist that???)
• Out of nowhere, Delaney has now started calling her grandparents "grandma" and "grandpa"..no more, mammaw and pappaw!
• Delaney has been having a lot of surprises this holiday season and when I tell her she has one she says "what kind of prize"?
• When she REALLY wants something she says "please, please, please" really fast and it sounds like "pretty pretty please"...but it's not, well, maybe it is....................
• Delaney does not like to see anyone cry and anytime she sees it (mainly on tv) she says "him/her needs their mommy".
• If she falls or hits her head she gets right up and tells me "I'm ok".
• When she reads her books, every single one starts out "Once Upon A Time there was a little girl named Delaney".........
• She says everything is Silly!  I told her she was funny and she said "I know, I"m silly too".
• She is still obsessed with Florid and every time she sees a plane she asks if it's headed to Fl...pretty sure we are going back SOON!!!
• When you sneeze she tells you "excuse you"
• And my favorite is when I tell Delaney I love her more than anything she replies "no, I love lou more thing any"...................

WE'RE BACK!!

Has it REALLY been a month since I have blogged?  I am not sure if we even still have any blog followers out there but I thought I better get back to blogging just in case!  What can I say, life has been busy for The Newsom Girls (and, one of us has had her head buried in her Kindle)!  I love how some of you have emailed, text and even called to see what is going on!!!  We didn't know we had such a following or led such exciting lives!! I updated the blog for Halloween and Thanksgiving so you'll have to scroll back to those dates for those posts.

Not long after Delaney and I got home from Florida (which she is STILL talking about--she came out of her room the other day wearing her Santa hat and told me she wanted to go to the beach. Some of you will soon see why she associates the hat with the beach :-) we packed up and went to visit Delaney's cousin, Logan, in Bowling Green, KY.  I wasn't sure how she was going to do but she did great.  After a quick purchase of a portable DVD player, we were off!

Delaney is 13 months older than Logan but size wise they look about 13 seconds apart!  She is obsessed with him.  I"m pretty sure someday these two will NOT appreciate their moms letting them wrestle around in their diapers (and as if that wasn't enough, we also made them take a bath together)!!!  We had a great visit with family.....

 We went to a bounce house so they could burn off some energy.....

We left on Halloween and here we are making our stop to eat in the car (which Delaney is NOT allowed to normally do) at McDonald's.  I have no clue why her french fry looks like a cigarette!